German Translations

To Rover GROUP From BMW Headquarters.

We at BMW feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts.
This should avoid embarrassment at our interdepartmental meetings. Therefore before the next technical meeting please make the effort read and inwardly digest the following :

INDICATORS----------Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

SPEEDOMETER---------Der Egobooster

PUNCTURE------------Die Phatte mit Bludyfucken

LEARNER-------------Die Twaten mit Elplatt

ESTATE CAR----------Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto

WINDSCREEN WIPER----Die Flippenflappenschittenspredden

FOOTBRAKE-----------Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik

BREATHALYSER--------Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen

SEATBELT------------Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper

HEADLIGHTS----------Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud

FOG WARNING---------Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

HIGHWAY CODE--------Der Wipen fur Arsen

TYRES---------------Phlattfarts

TRAFFIC JAM---------Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten

BACKFIRE------------Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT----------Der Fukkengret trucken

ACCIDENT------------Der Bleedinmess

NEAR ACCIDENT-------Der Fucken neer schittenselfen

CYCLIST-------------Pedalpushen pilloken

REAR VIEW MIRROR----Der Yokhunter TooKlosen